Ambrose has flown 11 out of his 15 months of life. Surly I'd be an expert by now, but no, not by a long shot.
I have, however learned a few things. Let me impart some of my flying wisdom on you:
One: this ghetto ride is the best thing to hit the airport since like...the dawn of time. I purchased yet another
car seat. This is # 4 for those of you keeping track, and this thing was cheap but more importantly, it was incredibly light, which, as it turns out, is very important when you're trying to get the thing down an aisle the size of my thigh. We attached the car seat to a $15.99 luggage carrier and...
bippity-
boppity-boo, the thing turned into a sanity-saving, airport-sprinting, 31lb kid-carrying machine. Awesome, awesome awesome! This thing blows the socks off traveling with the BOB. We actually figured out a way to attach it to the cart with the latch straps; call me if you want the cliff-notes.
Two: those that tell you an airplane lulls a child to sleep.....they LIE. Big fat liars. Don't believe them. It turns kids into screaming, kicking, over tired messes. Well, at least my kid.
Three: the lighter you can travel the better. I try to bring the bare minimum yet still be prepared. A small backpack and carseat on wheels is all I travel with. Again, BOB travelers, Whaaaat?
Four: DVD players are a life saver, except when the stewardess informs you that all electronic devices must be turned off. Because then, your child turns into a screaming, back-arching, kicking (oh my gosh the kicking) mess.
Five: turns out, people don't care too much for the said mess that is a tantruming toddler. They will sigh, give you the look, and make it perfectly clear that your child is making THEIR flight a tad uncomfortable.
Six: for every sighing and annoyed person on the flight there will be two prepared to offer you help or give you a sympathetic glance.
Seven: when said person offers help, TAKE it!!
Eight: Don't think twice about spending the moolah on a second seat, best money I've spent in a long while. Do it!
Nine: (This is sure to win me mother of the year award) I have been known to put an overnight diaper on my little guy in anticipation of the gate change sprinting that is now flying (what gives Delta? Do you really think that landing from one flight at the time I should be boarding another is really a nice thing to do....do ya?). Trust me, subjecting my son to a wardrobe change in the airplane bathroom after his regular diaper has leaked is a far worse predicament to be in.
Ten: when opening a sippy-cup with straw, warn those around you because apparently the change in cabin pressure causes the straw to spew it's contents all over the passengers within a ten foot radius.