I had a couple of posts waiting to be published, but all were just a bunch of ramblings and had very few complete thoughts, so, I'm shoving all those incomplete thoughts together and calling them complete. You're welcome.
It appears my builders decided to skimp on the pipe insulation, twice in the past two weeks, I woke to frozen pipes. Not just one or two, but every single faucet in the house. Thank you ToolBelt homes.
Also, when it rains it pours. Bram woke up early from his nap yesterday, and when I went to go and get him he was fussy, clingy and wouldn't eat (biggest red flag, because this kid eats like it's his job). As we sat on the couch for a while I could tell he wasn't feeling well, but unfortunately, there's no barf warning light on a toddler, and after a few minutes of him sitting on my lap, out came his lunch.
Of course my only reinforcements come in the form of my 3 year old, and while the toddler was barfing, Ambrose was (literally) running around the room in a panic shouting " I don't want to see it, I don't want to see it." Thankfully Bram waited until after the pipes had thawed to loose his lunch, and we at least at a chance to get the smell of stomach acid and McDonalds hamburger out of the carpet. Of course, as it always goes with sick kids, I was panickly sprinting towards him with the blue barf bucket at every cough, burp and weird blink. Bram would look at me like I had lost my mind and push the bucket away.
Have any of you seen this saying going around pinterest?
"I don't have awkward moments. I have an awkward life, occasionally interrupted by normalcy"
Ya, that's me. Except for awkward, I'd throw in embarrassing...but you get the gist.
Today in Step class, I completely fell off the bench. Like, laying on the floor, bench on one side of me risers on the other, kind of fell off the bench. And while I was embarrassed, I wasn't mortified like I would have been 10 years ago. I got to thinking, maybe it's because of perspective, or because I've grown emotionally. But really, it's because I've had so much practice at learning how to shrug off those embarrassing moments, they happen far to frequently and I just now completely embrace them. In the last couple months....
* While at an outdoor BBQ at the squadron, I was speaking to one of John's coworkers. While standing there, a giant gust of wind came and blew my dress up around my waist completely flashing him, and the others around me. (for any normal person, this would be their first and last flashing-their-husbands-coworker incident, but this is me you're talking about and due to an unfortunate forgotten slip and a sheer white dress, the whole flashing occurred one other time while at Kadena. ). Poor John.
* While grocery shopping the other day, Bram lifted my shirt and loudly said "Yuck."
* On the same note, I overheard Ambrose telling his teacher "my mom goes to the gym because she doesn't like to have a fat belly."
* We had company over the other day, and earlier in the week I had spilled something onto the bottom of the oven, which caused the oven to produce billows of smoke when I used it. I had forgotten about it until we had a friend over for dinner. While our company was over, the oven begins to produce copious amounts of smoke, causing the smoke alarm to begin screaming. At the sound, Ambrose turns to his friend and says "yay, dinner's ready!"
My list of embarrassing moments while in high school and college is a mile long (and much much more embarrassing), and we just don't have enough time to rehash those, but let me tell you, there's some doozies.